Uncled
When you have been touched, fondled, fingered or coitaled by your uncle.
Hun, Aunt Rachel called and wants to know if you want to spend the weekend with cousin Tommy. No thanks mom. I get uncled every time I go there. I was really sore the last time. Ok. I’ll tell her maybe.
Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.
Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.
Uncle
That creepy person who randomly shows up at the family reunions.
Uncle Ben why are you here?
Oh please uncle can you stop touching me
Oh please uncle can you stop touching me
the uncle
A big guy that throws glass bottles over our yard, also stays in his Jeep and jacks off. Relative of Julian, Maria, Armando and Franco
Crap! The Uncle just threw another glass bottle over our yard!
Uncle
A man with Lumbago
Uncle: ive got lumbago
uncl
You misspelled uncle dumbass
You: Hey, uncl,
Uncle: what? Btw I'm goin to rape you
Uncle: what? Btw I'm goin to rape you
Uncle
- The brother of your father/mother.
- Also, the husband of your aunt.
- The member of your family that loves you as their niece/nephew.
- If you are the niece, he could be calling you cute nicknames, such as... Cutie pie, Sweetie pie, His Favorite Niece, or anything he can think of. He can also make-up some jokes to crack you up!
- If you are the nephew, he could be playing sports with you when he has the chance, put you in a headlock (He probably wouldn't do that in real life), or maybe even challenge you to an arm-wrestle!
- No matter what, your uncle will always love you.
- Also, the husband of your aunt.
- The member of your family that loves you as their niece/nephew.
- If you are the niece, he could be calling you cute nicknames, such as... Cutie pie, Sweetie pie, His Favorite Niece, or anything he can think of. He can also make-up some jokes to crack you up!
- If you are the nephew, he could be playing sports with you when he has the chance, put you in a headlock (He probably wouldn't do that in real life), or maybe even challenge you to an arm-wrestle!
- No matter what, your uncle will always love you.
I have the best uncle in the whole wide world! And I'm sure glad he loves me as his niece!
- JellyBean600
- JellyBean600
Uncling
The art of unclehood, the practise of being an uncle.
I'm not ready to become a dad just yet, I'll stick to uncling my nephews for now.