Uncle Danny
The dude who gets the best grub at the party and is always hiding food somewhere in his infinite bosom.
Let me know who’s coming over Saturday, Uncle Danny needs to get the grub up.
Uncle Danny
The strongest and handsomest man you could ever meet. He is a man of great intellect and exceptional wit. Unbelievably attractive and so good in bed, you'll wish he weren't your uncle. Nobody can resist Uncle Danny.
Woman 1: Have you met my gorgeous Uncle Danny?
Woman 2: Yes! Thankfully we're not related
Woman 2: Yes! Thankfully we're not related