Uncle Festus
A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.
Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"
Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"
Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"
uncle festus
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