Uncrustable
The best damn food ever made. A massive amount of peanut butter and honey piped into a bread pocket.
Peanut Butter and Honey Uncrustables ftw!
Uncrustable
To have anal sex with someone without touching either of their butt cheeks.
Guy 1 - "How was that party, bro?"
Guy 2 - "Awesome! I hooked up with a drunk chick and gave her an uncrustable!"
Guy 1 and Guy 2 fistbump
Guy 2 - "Awesome! I hooked up with a drunk chick and gave her an uncrustable!"
Guy 1 and Guy 2 fistbump
Uncrustable
When you cover your hands in peanut butter and jelly and stick it in her stank tank
I got a little messy while making my sandwhich so I thought "might aswell give her an uncrustable"
uncrust
not being crusty
(ugly, gross, and crusty)
(ugly, gross, and crusty)
yo dude the girl i saw tonight was so uncrusty she had the biggest tits iv ever seen.
Uncrustables
The most superior form of food. No other food can surpass the pure greatness and convenience of this majestic crustless god.
Damn I need some lunch, good thing i have uncrustables waiting for me, the only food i can truly depend on to satisfy my appetite.
uncrustables
Possibly the best food ever invented/discovered.
Hey kids, what do you want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
UNCRUSTABLES!
UNCRUSTABLES!
uncrustable
An unsatisfying, extremely processed sealed crustless sandwich made by Smucker's that takes away all the "hassle" involved in making a sandwich.
"Man, I want a PB&J so bad right now! But I just don't feel like making one. It's so much work! I know! I'll have an uncrustable!"