unfornicate
verb: to straighten out a situation that is fucked up
I had to mount a number of rescue missions to unfornicate data systems on behalf of people who you’d think would know better (including - god help us - companies that supply computers and databases)
unfornicated
since fornication is sex before marriage, unfornicated is just a virgin
dude: bro you’re unfornicated haha
other dude: :(
other dude: :(