Unicorn gaggler
A person who eats pastel marshmallows and claims he's not gay. May have a unicorn covered up with prison tattoos. Likes shiny things&Likes glitter. When you pronounce the name you must drag out the gaggLER . but don't stutter.
When i grow up I'll be a unicorn gaggler. Because i love shiny things! "I'm straight. but i love all unicorns in the world....gaggle..unicorn