University of Idaho
A school that is terrible at every sport possible
University of Idaho may be garbage at sports but they are way better than Idaho state
University of Idaho
Idaho's premier research university, without a single nationally ranked graduate program, nor a single nationally prominent faculty member. Famous for financial scandals, drunk students falling off fraternity balconies and then suing the school, and having a football team that plays dirty but never wins. Where you go to party and drink after being rejected by all the real universities you applied to. Source of Idaho's leading politicians. Larry Craig is a graduate. Sara Palin attended this school. Many students affect a conservative white supremacist attitude.
I'm going to the University of Idaho so I can be like Larry Craig!