Unkel
Unkel is the definition of incompetence. Unlike the common species of uncle that gets drunk and humors you at holiday parties, this type of Unkel is far more sinister. Created by Major League Soccer, "the Unkel" is capable of an unwarranted red card or game altering penalty kick at any time. No MLS team is safe and no fan base is ever comfortable when an Unkel roams the pitch.
Our team outplayed the opponent for the entirety of this game, if it wasn't for the Unkel we would have won!
Unkel Kreepy
A kickass Puerto Rican dude who cooks good food, drinks Four Loko and plays GTA V with you.
I wonder if Unkel Kreepy will get online tonight.