Unteresting
A cunning retort to a rather mundane story relayed by an acquaintance. The slight distortion of the word
"interesting" leaves the relayer of the story stumped as to whether you're utilizing a benign permutation of "interesting" a la Ralph Wiggum's "Me fail English, that's unpossible," which would therefore retain the original meaning, or if you are simply shortening "uninteresting" and subsequently would like them to shut their boring yapper before you fall asleep with your fingers in your ears.
"interesting" leaves the relayer of the story stumped as to whether you're utilizing a benign permutation of "interesting" a la Ralph Wiggum's "Me fail English, that's unpossible," which would therefore retain the original meaning, or if you are simply shortening "uninteresting" and subsequently would like them to shut their boring yapper before you fall asleep with your fingers in your ears.
Jim: "My goldfish has a tumor in its right gill"
Bob: "Unteresting"
Bob: "Unteresting"
Unterest
The opposite of interest.
I'm unterested in hearing more about your fantastic pottery class.