UnWankered
The state entered when you drink so damn much that you will actually become sober again.
ah no i have to drive home but i'm too pissed to sober up in time, guess i'll just have to get UnWankered...
Unwankable
Inability to have a wank
Trying to get aroused by the vision of James Corden naked is unwankable
Unwankability
When someones falice is of an inept size and it is impossible to masturbate
I wanted to masturbate but my Penis was so small my unwankability became apparent