Up balls

When the penis is so big it weighs enough that the balls are pressed to go above the penis. Creating Up balls

Interrupting a loved one's slumber with the sudden placement of one's testicles into their mouth.

A combination of the teabag with the alarm cock method.

When the scrotum becomes so tight that it pushes up the flaccid penis, causing it to resemble a semi.

May occur under conditions such as cold temperature, strenuous physical activity, or extreme anxiousness.

when life is getting someone down, the best piece of advice for them is to keep their chin up and go balls out and not let anything get to them.

A Toronto slang word for smoking marijuana

smoke some weed

In current usage, any disastrous situation. The balls referred to are NOT testicles. The term dates from the days of wooden sailing ships when the existence of a shipboard disaster, such as plague, lack of food or water, mutiny, etc. was communicated to the outside world by hoisting large-ish, brightly painted wooden balls up into the rigging. Balls of different colors represented different disasters and therefore served as either requests for assistance or warnings to stay clear.