updike
A man who has retained an obsession with sex well into his dotage, with a creepy effect on others.
Don't look at my daughter that way you fucking old updike!
Updike
The act of leaving a social gathering without first notifying any of your friends.
Derived from the term "up and dip" which is another description of the aforementioned act.
Derived from the term "up and dip" which is another description of the aforementioned act.
"Where did James go?"
"James was hammered, he probably updiked and is now at home petting his cats and staring at his bikes."
"James was hammered, he probably updiked and is now at home petting his cats and staring at his bikes."
Updike
a john, a toilet, a crapper
after jim's 21st birthday, he spent all night with his head over the updike
Updike
v. (slang) - to perform "reverse cowgirl" sex.
I Updiked the shit out of my girlfried last night.