upholstery

Slang for the hair on a woman's upper legs, stomach, and back.

Slang/meme for Armpit hair

Started by xkcd

When you have a particular fondness of the taste of carpet in your mouth, also known as a rug muncher or a lesbian.

the loads of baby batter that drip down your crack and leaves stains on your upholstery

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When someone passes gas on your couch that's so foul when the person leaves the smell stays in the upholstery

The day when you become Upholstered. This can occur on any day. This day makes you very special because it is a rare occurrence that was developed in the year 1895. Recently it has spiked in popularity.