Up Meat
When a Male has an erection.
Person A: Why is Joey holding his binder over his pants?
Person B: He has Up Meat
Person B: He has Up Meat
lubed up meat piston
Noun. Term for penis. Usually used to imply an imposing girth.
You let Todd put that lubed up meat piston in you? Shit!
Beat Up Meat Curtains
A vagina with abnormally loose labia; displeasing to the eyes; unwanted.
I was going to sleep with Jessica, but ol' girl had some beat up meat curtains. (This is usually followed by a frown, or if you are typing, use :\\ or ;( to show dissatisfaction with said vagina.)
Heat up the meat
To masturbate vigorously.
That Cathouse episode #6 was so hot, I was forced to pull it out and heat up the meat right in the living room.
Meat Up
Have sex. Insert one's meat into another.
After a long night of drinking, the four of them will meat up in Alpine Meadows
Meat Up
Meating up is the ceremonial ritual where a man gets his balls back from the wife (or lady friend) for the weekend. Especially, for a manly event like camping, shooting, drinking or just sniffing gunpowder with his boys.
Mark: Hey dude, you going camping this weekend?
BK: Ya man, I got a pass from the wife. We are gunna meat up at Fletch's about noon.
Mark: Fuck ya!
BK: Ya man, I got a pass from the wife. We are gunna meat up at Fletch's about noon.
Mark: Fuck ya!
meat-up
Term used by gay men to define a sexual encounter where there will be mutual penetration.
I cannot wait to meat-up with you tonight.