UPS Ground Service
The bottom rung of UPS delivery options. Basically, it's delivery within 2 to 8 business days, not counting Saturday(which is usually an extra grand). This is what really happens: your package arrives on the 2nd or 3rd day to a location 3 to 4 miles away from you and just sits around (GROUNDED) till it's delivery on the 8th or 9th day. You hear a loud thud on your porch, then the doorbell rings and when you open the door you see a dented package and a brown truck peeling out.
Guy#1: Has your UPS Ground Service package arrived yet?
Guy#2: Nope, I'll be collecting social security or six feet under before that thing arrives.
Guy#1: Yeah, next time use USPS Priority. It'll get there ahead of schedule and in one piece.
Guy#2: Thanks, dude. I'll remember that.
Guy#2: Nope, I'll be collecting social security or six feet under before that thing arrives.
Guy#1: Yeah, next time use USPS Priority. It'll get there ahead of schedule and in one piece.
Guy#2: Thanks, dude. I'll remember that.