Upside down midget brains
When getting head from a midget, holding said midget upside down by their ankles while bobbing them up and down.
While trying to look up msn.com on William's computer, midget porn was lasted searched much to our surprise. After clicking the link to investigate, we frightfully discovered a full size man feverishly yanking the ankles of a girl midget while upside down giving this man head...quickly earning the name Upside down midget brains.