Uptarded
Improved, in retard-style.
I didn't like my essay for school, so I totally uptarded it by adding bits of chewed crayon.
Uptarded
To make more retarded/slower than before...
I uptarded my honda by adding a wing and body kit
Uptarded
adv., An improvement upon ones former status as retarded. This is simply a change, not a state of being.
Yo, ever since Leroy got hooked on phonics he started gettin' uptarded and shit...too bad he's still a dumb biznitch
Uptarded
1) The past tense of increasing your retardation, making it greater, in retard style.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.
1) Freddy Schmoo uptarded himself by setting fire to his pants with his hands tied behind his back. All unintentionally, of course.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.
Uptarded
It's like an upgrade to being more retarded.
I upgraded my computer from Windows XP to Windows ME.
Uptarded
uptarded is an increased level of retardedness.
the room got uptarded when you walked in.
uptard
verb- the act of making something worse in an inept attempt to make it better, usually by adding unnecessary, useless, and/or ridiculous elements
Jim's $500 Honda station wagon was uptarded when he added the whale-tail spoiler.