urban cowboy

A guy from the city or suburbs who is "country" or "rednickish" who talks like he's from a rural area. Ften times they wear shirts of the American flag that says "these colors don't run" and say things like "If you don't like America, then you can get out!" Generally they smoke and drink and often times wear cowboy hats or Nascar hats. Though it sounds like I'm trying to depict these guys in a negative way, I am actually quite fond of them, especially the ones who I think offer a lot of "white trash wisdom", like the 'Stranger' in the movie 'The Big Lebowski' when he says "sometimes you eat the barn, and sometimes the barn eats you". Many of these guys are quite smart, despite their gruffish exterior.

When you jump on a strangers back and try to stay on eight seconds before they fall down or they knock you down.

When one is "hitting it from behind" and upon the point of climax, one whispers in the ear of the fuckee that he has a STD (sexually transmitted desease). Then one holds on as tight as he can as she/he tries to get away.

A 1980 movie starring John Travolta and Debra Winger about an oil fielder who thinks he is a cowboy and hangs around at Gilley's bar.

An urban male who wants to be a ruged individualist without performing manual labor to make a living. These people include actors, singers (mainly country singers), government workers & Democrats. All Symbolism, but no Substance. They want the look, but not the work.

Slighty more civilized hillbillies. See Redneck Tim McGraw. (Country Music section of your Music store)

THE RETARD'S EVOLUTIONARY CHAIN
Bullshit -> Psycho Bitch -> KKK -> Hillbillies -> Rednecks -> Urban Cowboy -> Republicans

a man or boy that likes older women around their 40's