Urban Dysentery
The condition experienced by witty and intellectual Urban Dictionary contributors whose entries never make Word of the Day. Instead, many obnoxious and boring entries are published, thus causing the intestinal pain and diarrhea associated with Urban Dysentery.
An email from Urban Dictionary containing the Word of the Day awaits me each morning on my phone. Today's word is Fart Enthusiast. Another day is ruined by Urban Dysentery.