bizzletitch
Ebonics gone horribly wrong: someone using the 'snoop speak' -izzle ending to spell out 'bitch,' while simultaneously realizing that 'b to the izzle t to the kizzle... hizzle?' wouldn't sound very good. Then again... neither does bizzletitch.
Guy 1 (on phone): "Whaddup, homes?"
Guy 2 (also on phone): "Not much, bizzletitch!"
Guy 1: "...Bizzletitch?"
Guy 2: "We were smoking out of my vape with Snoop Dogg!"
Guy 1: "...Werd."
Guy 2 (also on phone): "Not much, bizzletitch!"
Guy 1: "...Bizzletitch?"
Guy 2: "We were smoking out of my vape with Snoop Dogg!"
Guy 1: "...Werd."