Urban Flail
Urban Flail
Adv.
(Er-bun Flale)
The act of placing 12-18” long pieces of duct tape upside down on a busy thoroughfare, complete with ends twisted around payloads of feline and/or dog feces.
The Urban Flail should not be performed against anyone you do not have deep distaste for. Strangers are perfectly acceptable as well.
*use with caution*
*avoid routes popular with law enforcement*
Adv.
(Er-bun Flale)
The act of placing 12-18” long pieces of duct tape upside down on a busy thoroughfare, complete with ends twisted around payloads of feline and/or dog feces.
The Urban Flail should not be performed against anyone you do not have deep distaste for. Strangers are perfectly acceptable as well.
*use with caution*
*avoid routes popular with law enforcement*
“Dude, I can’t believe what he said about your sister.”
“You’re right bud. It’s time for an urban flail.
“You’re right bud. It’s time for an urban flail.