Urban Meyer

A sexy beast who will grind on your bitch at a Ohio bar and tell everyone he was seeing his grandchildren. He also is the greatest Football coach of all time and he makes sure to give every player a beating in practice.

To stick your finger up a young girl’s butt when she’s wearing jeans. Typically happens with an older married man with his mistress

The god himself. Him and the Jags have been grinding ever since he became the coach. You may even catch him with your mother at times.

A high quality form of marijuana (not the football coach)

A fuckwhit whos ass got fired from the Jacksonville jaguar's only 13 games because he's a crybaby, a fucking bully and a dumb ass, and can't fucking take a loss without throwing a fit

Trying unsuccessfully to put your finger in the butt of a stranger.

The solution to the university of florida football program downfall during the zook years(2002-2004). Meyer took over for Ron zook in 2005 after zook was fired for being the worst coach in florida football history. Meyer took over a team that was used to losing close games and made them 9-3 his first year and then went 13-1 his second year in 2006 to win the national title. He won with a lot of players that zook recruited so people hate on him and say he needs to win with his own players, but now into his fourth year and 3 top 3 recruting classes later, meyer and his gators are going to the second national title in three years and most likely will add another trophy to the shrine in gainsville. Meyer saved the Gators from becoming as mediocre as vanderbilt is at football.