Ur bro is a hoe
Ultimate world ending apocalyptic insult. Use when opponent has already used "Ur mom gay", "Ur dad lesbian" or any other insult. Even the infamous universal rebuttal, "no u". Once used opponent is send to the deepest depths of hell.
Professor: Ur mom gay lol
You:no u
Professor: Ur dad lesbian
You: Ur bro is a hoe
Professor: *explodes into sub atomic particles and goes to hell*
Entire world: *explodes also*
You:no u
Professor: Ur dad lesbian
You: Ur bro is a hoe
Professor: *explodes into sub atomic particles and goes to hell*
Entire world: *explodes also*
ur bro a hoe
This phrase should be used under no circumstances whatsoever. This is, the absolute worst thing you could physically possibly say to another being. If you were to take, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, AND ur sister a mister, and combine them all, it could not even come close to the catastrophic damage this phrase will cause. Once this phrase has been said, nothing will happen at that moment. The other person will think you're just fucking retarded or something and walk away. Little do they know, their lives will start falling apart. The families fucking die, one by one, in the worst way they possibly could. Anyone who loves or cares for them, will abandon them in the most mentally damaging way, damaging beyond repair. They will get to a point where the absolutely can't handle it any longer. They will get ready to commit suicide. They'll have it prepared, and as soon as they're about to do it, THE EARTH SLOWLY STARTS TO CRACK BELOW THEIR FEET, THE SUN EXPLOADS AS EARTH FLYS THOUSANDS OF MILES OUT OF IT'S ORBIT. BLACK HOLES START APPEARING BY THE MILLIONS IN RANDOM LOCATIONS IN THE UNIVERSE, WW3 STARTS, BOMBS DROP EVERY WHERE! HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE DYING EVERY GOD DAMN SECOND...
It's all gone.. every bit. Every little fucking thing is gone. The universe just fucking stopped...
It's all gone.. every bit. Every little fucking thing is gone. The universe just fucking stopped...
Person #1: ur granny tranny
Person #2: Fuck you ur bro a hoe
Person #1: *assumes the person has some kind of autism or down syndrome and walks away*
Person #2: He has no idea what's coming his way.. ha
Person #2: *goes home to his family and his mom tells him she has Ebola and blows her brains out right before his fucking eyes, his dad gets shot at work, every other famaily member dies in some horrible way. Then his best friend fucked his girlfriend and rubbed it in his face and so did she as she left him for his best friend, of nine years I might add. All his other friends abandon him and start making fun of him, jumped him a few times and stole all his shit, in massive crowds, leaving him helpless(they on some gang shit). He puts up with it for a month before he decides to kill himself. He has so many cuts on his body that he's made a poor attempt to hide. He ties a noose, goes to the nearest bridge, ties his noose around a pole on the side of the bridge, AND THE EARTH CRACKS BELOW HIM AND THE BRIDGE COLLAPSES, THE EARTH STARTS FLYING OUT OF ORBIT AND IT GETS VERY VERY COLD VERY QUICKLY, PEOPLE ARE GOING BLIND FROM WATCHING THE SUN EXPLODE BECAUSE THEY'RE AUTISTIC AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA, A BLACK HOLE EATS THE FUCKING EARTH AS EXISTENCE FADES AWAY AS GOD FALL TO THE NON EXISTENT GROUND AND STARTS VIOLENTLY CRYING AND SCREAMING AS HE PREPARES TO KILL HIMSELF*
Person #2: Fuck you ur bro a hoe
Person #1: *assumes the person has some kind of autism or down syndrome and walks away*
Person #2: He has no idea what's coming his way.. ha
Person #2: *goes home to his family and his mom tells him she has Ebola and blows her brains out right before his fucking eyes, his dad gets shot at work, every other famaily member dies in some horrible way. Then his best friend fucked his girlfriend and rubbed it in his face and so did she as she left him for his best friend, of nine years I might add. All his other friends abandon him and start making fun of him, jumped him a few times and stole all his shit, in massive crowds, leaving him helpless(they on some gang shit). He puts up with it for a month before he decides to kill himself. He has so many cuts on his body that he's made a poor attempt to hide. He ties a noose, goes to the nearest bridge, ties his noose around a pole on the side of the bridge, AND THE EARTH CRACKS BELOW HIM AND THE BRIDGE COLLAPSES, THE EARTH STARTS FLYING OUT OF ORBIT AND IT GETS VERY VERY COLD VERY QUICKLY, PEOPLE ARE GOING BLIND FROM WATCHING THE SUN EXPLODE BECAUSE THEY'RE AUTISTIC AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA, A BLACK HOLE EATS THE FUCKING EARTH AS EXISTENCE FADES AWAY AS GOD FALL TO THE NON EXISTENT GROUND AND STARTS VIOLENTLY CRYING AND SCREAMING AS HE PREPARES TO KILL HIMSELF*
Ur Bro a Hoe
When your friend starts a "Ur mom gay" and they think you have nothing left until you use "Ur Bro Hoe"
An definition of using this expression is:
Friend: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian
Friend: Ur granny tranny
You: Ur grandpap trap
Friend: Ur sister a mister
You: ...
Friend : Ha! That's the end of you kiss my as-
You: Ur bro a hoe
*Friend explodes, Jupiter and Saturn
collides, New Zealand sinks and the sun expands and fries Earth*
Friend: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian
Friend: Ur granny tranny
You: Ur grandpap trap
Friend: Ur sister a mister
You: ...
Friend : Ha! That's the end of you kiss my as-
You: Ur bro a hoe
*Friend explodes, Jupiter and Saturn
collides, New Zealand sinks and the sun expands and fries Earth*
ur bro a hoe
Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and ur gramp a tramp.
Matt: ur mom gay
Marc: ur dad lesbian
Matt: ur granny tranny
Marc: ur gramp a tramp
Matt: ur bro a hoe
Marc: *dies*
Marc: ur dad lesbian
Matt: ur granny tranny
Marc: ur gramp a tramp
Matt: ur bro a hoe
Marc: *dies*
Ur bro a hoe
Only the most intellectual people use this
U :u gay ha
Me: ur bro a hoe
Me: ur bro a hoe
Ur Bro a hoe
Literally the worst insult known to man. Ur mom gay, Ur daddy lesbian, Ur granny tranny, and Ur Grandpap a Trap are nothing compared to this
1:Ur mom gay
2:Ur daddy lesbian
1:Ur granny tranny
2:Ur grandpap a trap
1:Ur bro a hoe
2:*smited by gods magnum dong*
2:Ur daddy lesbian
1:Ur granny tranny
2:Ur grandpap a trap
1:Ur bro a hoe
2:*smited by gods magnum dong*
ur bro a hoe
Worse than your sister a mister
B- ur mom gay
Me - ur dad a lesbian
B - ur granny tranny
Me - ur grandpap a trap
B - ur sister a mister
Me - ur bro a hoe
B- *dies
Me - ur dad a lesbian
B - ur granny tranny
Me - ur grandpap a trap
B - ur sister a mister
Me - ur bro a hoe
B- *dies