Urika
I got it!
... as I laid in my bath tub I jumped out naked yelling Urika, Urika as I finally remembered the girls number from last night!
Urika
The mom-like friend in the group. It may seem like they're responsible, reliable, and really chill until you become her therapist 24/7. And then you realize.
Darn it, Urika's ranting to me about how her universal mass increased by 0.071 yoctograms for the 20th time this week. I should be paid for this.