Urinal Predator
A person who decides to, without obeying the unwritten words of urinal protocol, stand directly next to you when the option to stand as far away as possible presents itself.
I went into the bathroom during class yesterday, there were 5 urinals in there and the edge ones were already taken. I was on one of the edges and some guy just walks in and stands right next to me instead of taking the middle urinal." "Wow, total Urinal Predator