urine purgatory
The state in where you’re woken up by having to go pee but don’t want to get out of bed so you’re in between being asleep and being awake lying in bed having to pee and not getting out to go to the bathroom but also having a bad night’s sleep not being able to go back to bed.
“Why are you so tired?”
“I was up half the night trapped in urine purgatory”
“I was up half the night trapped in urine purgatory”