Ur Mom
My to do list
My Friend: Hey what do you have to do after school today?
Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.
Friend: What’s on it?
Me: Ur Mom
Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.
Friend: What’s on it?
Me: Ur Mom
Ur Mom
That one word that you can not come back from a roast when someones says that to you!
Billy-YOU LOOK LIKE A DIRTY POPTART
You-UR MOM
Billy-His brain explodes*
You-UR MOM
Billy-His brain explodes*
Ur Mom
Ur Mom (Yoor' Mäm) n.
A way to let your home dogs know that you are sexually attracted to their birth mother leaving them with confusion on what you actually meant by this. Any bystanders will then outrageously yell ohhhhhhh leaving them with more confusion than the conversation started with.
A way to let your home dogs know that you are sexually attracted to their birth mother leaving them with confusion on what you actually meant by this. Any bystanders will then outrageously yell ohhhhhhh leaving them with more confusion than the conversation started with.
Ex.
Home Dog: What you doing over there
You: Ur Mom
Bystanders: Ohhhhhhhhh!
Home Dog: 😕
Home Dog: What you doing over there
You: Ur Mom
Bystanders: Ohhhhhhhhh!
Home Dog: 😕
Ur Mom
a big object that is as big as 2.5 whales, 5 suns, and 3.597 piles of earth
And is your mother
this is commonly used as an insult
And is your mother
this is commonly used as an insult
a man: Wow that thing is big as Ur Mom wooow!
The other Man: Wow I hate you stop
later
A Man was slain by The other Man.
The other Man: Wow I hate you stop
later
A Man was slain by The other Man.
Ur Mom
The thing that manufactured you.
Also a comeback.
Also a comeback.
guy 1: Dude what made me?
guy 2: Ur mom
guy 2: Ur mom
Ur Mom
Something Carl Wheezer tells Jimmy when he asks who Carl wants to fuck and suck
Jimmy: Who do you want to bang
Carl: *Vapes* Ur Mom
Carl: *Vapes* Ur Mom
Ur Mom
Ur Mom is typically very big gay. However does sleep with all your friends as they like to remind you at any opportunity possible. The information is usually followed by L.O.L (Lily’s on lawn).
“Hi, how are you?”
“Ha ha ur mom gay lol, I want to die”
“Me too”
“Ha ha ur mom gay lol, I want to die”
“Me too”