Ur mom:)
It’s a dumb joke where boys try to defend there selfs, or to be “funny”.
Trevor: who you fuck last night?
Paul: Ur mom:)
Trevor: Damn it
Paul: Ur mom:)
Trevor: Damn it
Ur Mom
My to do list
My Friend: Hey what do you have to do after school today?
Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.
Friend: What’s on it?
Me: Ur Mom
Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.
Friend: What’s on it?
Me: Ur Mom
ur mom
How to win any conversation. Ever.
Person one: What are you talking about? Humans breathe air!
Person two: Oh yeah, well, ur mom
(Person one shoots him/herself due to the shame and humiliation)
Person two: Oh yeah, well, ur mom
(Person one shoots him/herself due to the shame and humiliation)
Ur Mom
That one word that you can not come back from a roast when someones says that to you!
Billy-YOU LOOK LIKE A DIRTY POPTART
You-UR MOM
Billy-His brain explodes*
You-UR MOM
Billy-His brain explodes*
ur mom
can either be used as a random word which people seem to think witty and bugs the hell out of people, or, obviously, your mom
Bob: What are you doing tonight?
Joe: Ur mom
Joe: Ur mom
Ur Mom
Ur Mom (Yoor' Mäm) n.
A way to let your home dogs know that you are sexually attracted to their birth mother leaving them with confusion on what you actually meant by this. Any bystanders will then outrageously yell ohhhhhhh leaving them with more confusion than the conversation started with.
A way to let your home dogs know that you are sexually attracted to their birth mother leaving them with confusion on what you actually meant by this. Any bystanders will then outrageously yell ohhhhhhh leaving them with more confusion than the conversation started with.
Ex.
Home Dog: What you doing over there
You: Ur Mom
Bystanders: Ohhhhhhhhh!
Home Dog: 😕
Home Dog: What you doing over there
You: Ur Mom
Bystanders: Ohhhhhhhhh!
Home Dog: 😕
Ur Mom.
Ur Mom. Is basically... Anything! Ex.
Carter:Hi wanna go play fortnite?
James:No I wanna go play Ur Mom.
Carter:Hi wanna go play fortnite?
James:No I wanna go play Ur Mom.
Carter Was on a date with His girlfriend. He said, "Hey Your Lookin Hot Today."
She Said,"Hey U look Like Ur mom. Today ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(That's It Being Defined In A Sentence)
She Said,"Hey U look Like Ur mom. Today ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(That's It Being Defined In A Sentence)