Ur mom:)

It’s a dumb joke where boys try to defend there selfs, or to be “funny”.

Trevor: who you fuck last night?
Paul: Ur mom:)
Trevor: Damn it

Ur Mom

My to do list

My Friend: Hey what do you have to do after school today?

Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.

Friend: What’s on it?

Me: Ur Mom

ur mom

How to win any conversation. Ever.

Person one: What are you talking about? Humans breathe air!
Person two: Oh yeah, well, ur mom
(Person one shoots him/herself due to the shame and humiliation)

Ur Mom

That one word that you can not come back from a roast when someones says that to you!

Billy-YOU LOOK LIKE A DIRTY POPTART
You-UR MOM
Billy-His brain explodes*

ur mom

can either be used as a random word which people seem to think witty and bugs the hell out of people, or, obviously, your mom

Bob: What are you doing tonight?
Joe: Ur mom

Ur Mom

Ur Mom (Yoor' Mäm) n.
A way to let your home dogs know that you are sexually attracted to their birth mother leaving them with confusion on what you actually meant by this. Any bystanders will then outrageously yell ohhhhhhh leaving them with more confusion than the conversation started with.

Ex.
Home Dog: What you doing over there
You: Ur Mom
Bystanders: Ohhhhhhhhh!
Home Dog: 😕

Ur Mom.

Ur Mom. Is basically... Anything! Ex.
Carter:Hi wanna go play fortnite?
James:No I wanna go play Ur Mom.

Carter Was on a date with His girlfriend. He said, "Hey Your Lookin Hot Today."
She Said,"Hey U look Like Ur mom. Today ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(That's It Being Defined In A Sentence)

俚语	ur mom:)
释义	Ur mom:) It’s a dumb joke where boys try to defend there selfs, or to be “funny”. Trevor: who you fuck last night? Paul: Ur mom:) Trevor: Damn it Ur Mom My to do list My Friend: Hey what do you have to do after school today? Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me. Friend: What’s on it? Me: Ur Mom ur mom How to win any conversation. Ever. Person one: What are you talking about? Humans breathe air! Person two: Oh yeah, well, ur mom (Person one shoots him/herself due to the shame and humiliation) Ur Mom That one word that you can not come back from a roast when someones says that to you! Billy-YOU LOOK LIKE A DIRTY POPTART You-UR MOM Billy-His brain explodes* ur mom can either be used as a random word which people seem to think witty and bugs the hell out of people, or, obviously, your mom Bob: What are you doing tonight? Joe: Ur mom Ur Mom Ur Mom (Yoor' Mäm) n. A way to let your home dogs know that you are sexually attracted to their birth mother leaving them with confusion on what you actually meant by this. Any bystanders will then outrageously yell ohhhhhhh leaving them with more confusion than the conversation started with. Ex. Home Dog: What you doing over there You: Ur Mom Bystanders: Ohhhhhhhhh! Home Dog: 😕 Ur Mom. Ur Mom. Is basically... Anything! Ex. Carter:Hi wanna go play fortnite? James:No I wanna go play Ur Mom. Carter Was on a date with His girlfriend. He said, "Hey Your Lookin Hot Today." She Said,"Hey U look Like Ur mom. Today ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (That's It Being Defined In A Sentence)
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