Urobulus

Nicknamed "Downie", a character on World of Warcraft that speaks with a heavy lisp and brooklyn accent, shops at GNC for "supplements" and attempts to send photos of his penis to everyone he meets. Aspires to be a UFC fighter despite his certifiable retardation. Fails at every task in World of Warcraft and life in general. He lives at home with his parents because to live on his own would be a danger to the general populous. He must wear a helmet at all times for his own safety.