UroClub
It's a golf club that has a liquid reservoir connected to it, so you can piss in your golf club. So you dont have to go in the woods when your golfing. Surprisingly, for around $50...
Joe: Hey Bob I gotta piss so bad! And I'm apparently to much of a lazy fat-ass to go in the woods!
Bob: Well why don't you try my UroClub?
Bob: Well why don't you try my UroClub?