bjorked

A colloquial augmentation of the phrase 'borked', meaning 'broken beyond repair' or 'cream crackered'.

'Bjorked' means ultimately the same thing as 'borked', but has a much nicer Icelandic-sounding ring to it.

It is especially effective when referring to under-performing people or products from Scandinavia.

Stranded for days or weeks far away from home due to disruptions in air traffic caused by Icelandic volcano eruptions.

An extremely talented actress and singer who is absolutely beautiful. Her Icelandic culture, tied into her music, is very unique, making her a diamond in the rough! Her wardrobe may be funky, but it's unique.

An Icelandic singer who released her first album at 11. She was in many bands, then split to pursue her solo career, releasing her first international album, Debut. The hit single from the album was called Human Behaviour. She then released albums called Post, Homogenic, Vespertine etc. In 2004 she released Medulla and also appeared at the Olympics held in Greece, singing her single Oceania.

1. A much misunderstood musician/artist that will always be underrated by people that have little appreciation of art and originality no matter how strange it may seem.
2. One who has lyrics or a style that the average person cannot yet grasp and then is described to others as some artist that is somewhat bizarre strange/crazy & has a style that really has no meaning.
3. An artist/performer that is somewhat Shakespearean with a touch of Sigmund Freud.

Someone that will beat your ass if you say "Welcome to Bangkok" anywhere near her.

The act of having sex (or generally fooling around) with a copy of oneself; be it robot, clone, simulation, dream, time-travel paradox or otherwise.