bjärner
Frozen chicken soup in a sock that you beat you wife with. Beating kids is also possible.
Person 1: "Hunny! Where's my Jarner?
Wife: "We don't have those anymore!"
Person 1: "That's it, i'm grabbing me bjärner."
Wife: *getting beat up sounds*
Wife: "We don't have those anymore!"
Person 1: "That's it, i'm grabbing me bjärner."
Wife: *getting beat up sounds*