Utensive
A meal where a considerable volume of tableware (utensiles) is used (intensively), most often to impress and confound guests.
Geez, the Contessa really outdid herself with that dinner table. What a truly utensive display!
Utense
An apparatus to dance with the devil.
Slang for
Hey Wayne!? You got a utense I could hit?
Hey Wayne!? You got a utense I could hit?