UWD
A "Universal Win Device". Generally used in reference to bacon.
Demonstration of the function of a UWD:
Bacon + eat = WIN
Bacon + nothing = WIN
Bacon + FAIL = WIN!!!!
Bacon + eat = WIN
Bacon + nothing = WIN
Bacon + FAIL = WIN!!!!
UWD
stands for Urban Word of the Day. Arrives to subscribers via email.
Ever since the UWD on 10/16/09, I have known the name of the very real phenomenon known as procrasturbation