Uzi Shits
When you have explosive diarrhea, and it blasts out of your ass in burst replicating the actions of an Uzi (gun).
Man! That bar food gave me the Uzi shits!
Or
The neighbors called the cops because of my Uzi shits, they thought I was popping off rounds.
Or
The neighbors called the cops because of my Uzi shits, they thought I was popping off rounds.