vacationated
What you say when you give someone a third degree burn. Like a metaphorical one. If you give them an actual third degree burn you should probably be in jail or possibly the mental hospital...
Kim: Hey Bob, you must've been born on a highway, cuz that's where most accidents happen. Haha, rejected!
(Long pause)
Bob: Oh yeah, well ur stupid face is dumb and it's ugly too.
(Pause)
Bob: OHHHHHH YOU JUST GOT EFFING VACATIONATED YASSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!(many more exclamation points. Bob's friends high five him shouting "OHHHH" and Kim shakes her head in defeat)
(Long pause)
Bob: Oh yeah, well ur stupid face is dumb and it's ugly too.
(Pause)
Bob: OHHHHHH YOU JUST GOT EFFING VACATIONATED YASSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!(many more exclamation points. Bob's friends high five him shouting "OHHHH" and Kim shakes her head in defeat)
Vacationitis
The lack of concern for any of one's responsibilities in the days (or weeks, or months) leading up to a vacation. Physical symptoms include the wearing of capris and jeans at work, flip-flops, or Uggs, and a lack of makeup or grooming. Dishes begin piling up in the sink, and the afflicted's response to most questions is: "Uh, I'll worry about that later." Can happen as early as the date of vacation planning, or as late as the hours before the flight leaves.
Yeah, I was going to wash my hair, but I figured I can do that once I get to Maui. Next month. I must be suffering from vacationitis.
Vacationer
"Vacationer" is a special version of the Australian Holden Commodore vehicle. The equipment level of a Vacationer was identical to the base model executive model with features such as air conditioning and power steering included as standard. The optional extras were listed as: power antenna, tow pack and rear window louvre.
However, Vacationer buyers whom opted not to pay for these optional extras paid a premium of $5,000 for a base model executive with "special Vacationer decals". This ultimately meant that Vacationer owners paid $5,000 for the addition of three stickers and light blue pin striping to their vehicles. Subsequently, many owners were frustrated with resale values and went to great lengths to position their cars as "limited edition" - whereas astute buyers would point out that the Vacationer is tarted up executive purchased by schmucks too poor to afford the mid range "Berlina" model.
However, Vacationer buyers whom opted not to pay for these optional extras paid a premium of $5,000 for a base model executive with "special Vacationer decals". This ultimately meant that Vacationer owners paid $5,000 for the addition of three stickers and light blue pin striping to their vehicles. Subsequently, many owners were frustrated with resale values and went to great lengths to position their cars as "limited edition" - whereas astute buyers would point out that the Vacationer is tarted up executive purchased by schmucks too poor to afford the mid range "Berlina" model.
Is your Holden Commdore a base model version?
- No, its a Limited Edition Vacationer.
So you drive an Executive with five grand sticker pack?
- No, its a Limited Edition Vacationer.
So you drive an Executive with five grand sticker pack?
Extended Vacationism
Death
Bony Babs took an Extended Vacationism to Southern Europe, in which the terrific magma engulfed her entire body over the course of several seconds. That is the only redeeming trait all humans share..they die.
Vacationally Sized
When your body adapts accordingly, to vacation and holiday grub.
When you haven’t been in holiday but look like you have.
When you haven’t been in holiday but look like you have.
Hey John looks like you were on vacation. No Jim I am vacationally sized.
Extended Vacationism
Death
Bony Babs took an Extended Vacationism to Southern Europe, in which the terrific magma engulfed her entire body over the course of several seconds. That is the only redeeming trait all humans share..they die