vacation shits
When you have eaten something out of the ordinary that makes your poo smell diffrent that normal
I dont know what i ate last night but i had the Vacation Shits this morning!
Shit vacation
A particularly long restroom break when at work, used as a chance to take a break, relax, and engage in some non-work-related activity, such as browsing the web or playing a game on a smart phone.
I needed to take a massive dump this morning, but I waited until I got to work so that I could take a nice long shit vacation.