Vachasya
A total knucklehead who is also surprisingly wise- people called 'Vachasya' are said to speak the truth or whatever they say turns out to be true anywhich ways (and trust me, they speak a lot). They are Ambiverted in a very weird sense that they themselves don't understand. A caring person who isn't afraid to take a stand for what's wrong and ready to fight for the people he loves; a true gentleman.
Hey "Vachasya", you're a great person to be with.