vacity
One who constantly has an itch so bad on their genitals, that they need itching cream for it.
Tom is such a vacity. He's always itching down there.
vacitis
Noun | vā · kītis |
The urge felt by someone coming back to work from vacation to call in sick in order to get just one more day off
The urge felt by someone coming back to work from vacation to call in sick in order to get just one more day off
Employee: I’m sorry boss, I know I was due back from vacation today but I seem to have picked up a stomach bug.
Boss: Uh-huh, sounds like acute vacitis to me.
Boss: Uh-huh, sounds like acute vacitis to me.