vafrazzle
n. to decorate one's lady friend's vajayjay with cheap, bacon flavoured crisps
"My girl vafrazzled me earlier, its smelling baconie-fresh downstairs"
"Last night I took this girl home, we were getting cosy until I realised it was a vafrazzle down her knickers"
"Last night I took this girl home, we were getting cosy until I realised it was a vafrazzle down her knickers"