Vagangle berries
When a vagina ingests toilet paper it produces vagangle berries. Aka clitty litter and vag worms.
Me: I went down on my missus and came across some vagangle berries.
Mate: what did you do?
Me: spat em out and kept going
Mate spews
Mate: what did you do?
Me: spat em out and kept going
Mate spews