Vagception
Being used or under the control of a girl or girlfriend by the use of her vag. Sometimes men will get vagcepted by a girlfriend and lose site of there true friends, mainly there bros, and think its love or are in love.
Colin: "Yo what ever happened to our friend Jim, I havent seen him in years?"
Ryan: "O man you didn't hear, he has a bad case of vagception."
Colin: "Fucking vagception, what a little bitch."
Ryan: "O man you didn't hear, he has a bad case of vagception."
Colin: "Fucking vagception, what a little bitch."
vagcepted
Kinda like when plants lean towards the sun. When you've been with your partner for so long your dick automatically gravitates towards their vagina. You have been vagcepted.
'Last night I was trying to talk to Billy but Alice came home and I kept automatically turning towards the door, fucking vagcepted peni.'