vagey
The act of acting like a vage (short for vagina) as in John was running kind of vagey today. Signifies weakness and ineptness.
John was running kind of vagey today
Vageye
When eyes are puffy upon waking and look like a vag
Ste woke up looking so tired he had vageyes
Vageye-level
When a girl's skirt is so short, you can see her vagina.
Sally suddenly regretted wearing a vageye-level skirt to the bowling alley. Her teammates, however, felt rather differently.