vagienieweenie

Cis man: How was the operation?

Other Person: It was great!

Cis Man: So- what are you left with? You know, down there?

Other Person: Well, to put it simply, I have a vagienieweenie!

Cis man: A-what?

Other Person: Yep! That's what I call it. It's like a mix of both a cooch and a weiner.