vagina fog
The state of madness a man enters when he is entranced and motivated by nothing more than sleeping with a woman. Also known as Ovarian mist.
Friend 1: I tried to get John to come play ball with us again but ever since he met Karen he's been acting strange and distant.
Friend 2: Relax, it's his first girlfriend, he's caught up in that vagina fog.
Friend 2: Relax, it's his first girlfriend, he's caught up in that vagina fog.