Vaginal gandalf
When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf
Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number
Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you
Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you
Vaginal Gandalf
A doula
"So a doula's kind of like a vaginal Gandalf?” - Jake on Brooklyn Nine Nine - Season 3, Episode 8