Vaginal Ventriloquist
To talk about periods/menstrual cycles/being on the rag/bleeding from the cunt/earning your red wings.
"Dude, Charlie my girl was totally on the rag last week and blood was everywhere"
"Zip it, dick wagon, you're being a vaginal ventriloquist today"
"Zip it, dick wagon, you're being a vaginal ventriloquist today"