vaginese
When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.
My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.
vaginese
When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.
My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.
vaginese
The Language of the Humans who are born with a vagina. Its almost impossible to be understood by the opposite sex.
Example;
(Day 1)
My GF: Do you know how much i love you?
me: mhm(in confusion)
(Day 2)
My GF: I... I.. I hate you so much
me: mhm.(in confusion)
If anyone of you find a course in vaginese Please let me know.(no Transsexual operations, dumb ass!!!)
Atleast the chinese language has an alphabet...
(Day 1)
My GF: Do you know how much i love you?
me: mhm(in confusion)
(Day 2)
My GF: I... I.. I hate you so much
me: mhm.(in confusion)
If anyone of you find a course in vaginese Please let me know.(no Transsexual operations, dumb ass!!!)
Atleast the chinese language has an alphabet...
Vaginese
people who live the country Vagina
"The Vaginese are coming"-Father Dougal McGuire
Vaginese
The single most commonly used language on the planet. It combines estrogenical whining, bitching, nagging, emasculating and abusive words, inflections and tones, and is most often used by menstruating women, but can also be heard being utterered by gender-confused males.
Johnny - man Jimbo, me and the girlfriend celebrated our 2 month 1st date anniversary by eating chocolate covered cherries and popcorn, while draped in Snuggies and watching the Vampire Diaries on DVD.
Jimbo - dude, I didn't hear a word you just said. Either stop talking Vaginese or never speak to me again.
Jimbo - dude, I didn't hear a word you just said. Either stop talking Vaginese or never speak to me again.
Vaginese
A dialect of every language, spoken exclusively by women for the sole purpose of confusing and frustrating men, with the end goal of attaining what all women want: money and attention. This counterintuitive speech always has a covert meaning and motive behind it, and when not immediately interpreted correctly, it will result in extreme bitchiness. This bitchiness can only be satisfied by material possessions of great value, and listening to incessant nonsensical and illogical woman-bullshit.
"I don't know, whatever you want."
"I told you already, it's ok with me."
"Honestly, you don't need to do this."
"does this make me look _______?"
"Oh, nothing. Nevermind."
"You do trust me, don't you?"
"I told you already, it's ok with me."
"Honestly, you don't need to do this."
"does this make me look _______?"
"Oh, nothing. Nevermind."
"You do trust me, don't you?"
Vaginese
The act of performing Cunnilingus... IE "eating out" "Muff Diving" etc..
Damn... I ate me some vaginese last night and I think they cooked it too close to the fish...