vaginoia
The paranoid state that most, if not all, women suffer from. The paranoia typically revolves around men in their lives, although it is not limited to this.
Joe: Man, my girl is so paranoid that I'm cheating on her or something.
Mike: Dude, she's a chick. All chicks suffer from vaginoia, it's unavoidable.
Mike: Dude, she's a chick. All chicks suffer from vaginoia, it's unavoidable.